Complied By: Arnav Maddineni

What do you call a dead parrot who likes math? Polly-gone!

Source: Hi-Speed Mathematics

What do you call a selfish musician? Bass-ic.

Source: Arnav Maddineni

What did the doctor say to the fruit? Orange you having a good day?

Source: Arnav Maddineni

What do you call a peace activist who lies? A hippie-crite.

Source: Matthew Skop

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One’s really heavy and the other’s a little lighter.

Source: Matthew Skop

How do you flood a submarine full of fools? You knock on the door.

Source: Jon Soren Uyham

Where can you always find gold? In the dictionary.

Source: Advithi Maddineni

Why do leprechauns recycle? Because they want to go green.

Source: My Little book of St. Patrick’s Day jokes.

Why did the cow go to the concert? Because he loved moo-sic.

Source: A milk carton