by the Newspaper Club

Everyone loves superlatives…well, unless you are Dr. Boehner. She worries that people will take them too seriously. Mr. Shupe is also not a fan. He thinks superlatives don’t exist. What does it mean to be ‘best’ at anything, really?

But, the newspaper club thinks there is fun to be had in nominating a ‘best’ in the following categories. If a category did not produce a margin for ‘winning’, we dropped the category, but we did allow for ties.

Best Fan Fiction Writer
Funniest
Funniest
Best Dad Joke Teller
Best Dad Joke Teller
Best Dad Joke Teller
Best Outfits
Most Rizz
Best Shoes
Biggest Heart
Most Gullible
Most Likely to Succeed
Most Likely to Be Famous
Most Likely to Be Famous
Most Likely to Be President
Most Goofy
Most Goofy
Most Likely to Cure Cancer
Most Likely to Be a Teacher
Cutest Couple
Cutest Couple