by Ansley Cochran
Since the whole Selena stuff that people for some reason are still talking about, Justin married Hailey in early 2022, when Mr. Beast got tracked down by Mr. Bean for copyright claims.
Also the time when Vine rose from the dead before Kim Kardashian sued and got it taken down again. The baby was born a week ago, the same time that Justin divorced her at the Met Gala for Charli D’amelio who rejected him. They finalized the divorce with a youtube shorts lawyer.
Justin claims in court that “I saw Mariah by the cactus in the corner saying she’s not like other girls, and I knew she was the one.” Soon after they’re relationship went public, which the *photo is from that Tiktok* she broke his heart because Michael Jackson said HE-HE cheated on you!
And if you made it this far in the article, SIKE!
It’s April fools day.
