by the Newspaper Club

Everyone loves superlatives…well, unless you are Dr. Boehner. She worries that people will take them too seriously. Mr. Shupe is also not a fan. He thinks superlatives don’t exist. What does it mean to be ‘best’ at anything, really?

But, the newspaper club thinks there is fun to be had in nominating a ‘best’ in the following categories. If a category did not produce a margin for ‘winning’, we dropped the category, but we did allow for ties.

Funniest
Funniest
Most Random Joke Teller
Best Fan Fiction Writer
Best Fan Fiction Writer
Best Dad Joke Teller
Best Outfits
Best Rizz
Biggest Heart
Best Shoes
Most Gullible & Goofy
Most Likely to Succeed at Anything
Most Likely to Be Famous
Most Likely to Be President
Most Likely to Be a Teacher and/or Cure Cancer
Most Preppy
Cutest Couple
Cutest Couple
Most Editorial
Most Editorial
Most Editorial