by the Newspaper Club

Everyone loves superlatives…well, unless you are Dr. Boehner. She worries that people will take them too seriously. Mr. Shupe is also not a fan. He thinks superlatives don’t exist. What does it mean to be ‘best’ at anything, really?

But, the newspaper club thinks there is fun to be had in nominating a ‘best’ in the following categories. If a category did not produce a margin for ‘winning’, we dropped the category, but we did allow for ties.

Best Fan Fiction Writer
Funniest
Most Random Joke Teller
Best Dad Joke Teller
Best Outfits
Most Rizz
Best Shoes
Biggest Heart
Most Gullible
Most Likely To Succeed at Anything and/or Be President
Most Likely to Be Famous
Most Goofy
Most Preppy
Most Likely to Be a Teacher
Most Likely to Cure Cancer
Cutest Couple
Cutest Couple
Most Keen Sense of Self
Best Newspaper Dance Crew
Best Newspaper Dance Crew
Best Newspaper Dance Crew