The trusty Urban Dictionary provides this definition for that rapidly approaching day of February 14th: “a day to make the lonely depressed and the loved possessed.” To all the single ladies out there, don’t be discouraged by the seemingly limited male choices Pace has to offer. After scouring the campus to find the most eligible single man on the prowl, the choice is obvious: Will Singletary just may be the one for you.
Will looks for a dirty blond lady with athletic talent but not too much to outdo his own. He wants an intelligent girl but still wants to be the smarter of the pair — he needs to feel secure. If you meet these requirements, you might be lucky enough to catch his eye. Will’s first date would be to “take her somewhere…maybe to the Hawks game and get her on the kiss cam so I can score.” When asked what every girl should know about him, Will disclosed that “I have the best looks, the best personality, the best attitude, and the best sense of humor.” He quickly admitted “I’m cocky…it’s whatever.” He explained that his strategy with the ladies is to ask himself, “What would Billy Selmon do?” His favorite pickup line is, “I’m really cold. Warm me up.”
Although Mr. Singletary is but a mere freshman, that doesn’t mean he’s out of the running for the older ladies. Dating younger men is all the rage these days. So, if you’re up to the challenge of competing for Will’s heart, it won’t be easy, but it will definitely be worth it in the end. Don’t end up alone on Valentine’s Day. Snag yourself Pace’s most eligible bachelor!
By Claire Quintrell, Features Editor ’12
Photo: Annie Riddell